The art of staying awake...

So I got back from China and the Philippines on Monday and I have the worst jet lag ever!!!!

I can't sleep when I should, and I want to sleep when I know I should be awake.

So I have a new art.

It's the art of "Staying AWAKE!"

Here's how you do it.

Get a MT.Dew, corn nuts, sugar, coffee, sugar, more coffee, more SODA and more sugar.

Eat and drink! EAT AND DRINK! EAT AND DRINK!!

And repeat.

This has gotten me to stay awake most of the day. The only side effect is the sugar over load and then the crash. It SUCKS!!!

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My new solution: Take a nap under your desk! Just don't let the boss catch you!